Hahaha.... :D 7 Legged baby anyone?

I dedicate this post to http://www.meet-an-inmate.com

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hi

You: Bob ?!?! D8

Stranger: Phyllis?!?!?! :o

You: I know its you Bob D8 you don't have to be scared of commitment. the baby is yours D88 its not the goats I SWEAR. and No its Dr. Fill D8

Stranger: shoot. you found me!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! I THINK ITS THE GOAT'S!!!!

You: D8 THE GOAT WAS A GIRL BOB! AND you can run but you cant hide D8 you don't have to be scared! the baby only has 3 legs!

Stranger: only three legs?! what happened to the other four?!

Stranger: legs that is

You: i ate them D8 you haven’t been home and the extra toes on the other 4 legs reminded me of you D8 i had to eat them they were pickle toes

Stranger: PICKLE TOES?!



IT HAS TO BE FRED'S BABY!!!!!! HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN PASS ON THAT GENE!!!!!!!! ahhh my brother! that double crosser...

You: OHH NUU D8 . . so its Fred baby D8 well the other head is yours! D8 it has your nose! and uni-brow!!

Stranger: how is this possible?! i got rid of my uni-brow years ago!!!

You: D8 it still runs in ur family Bob D8 its how i know its urs.. that caterpillar on the baby face just screams your name!

Stranger: the eyebrow does not have a mouth..

Stranger: how do you know its not Ricky’s???

Stranger: he has a uni-brow

You: cuz Ricky is a cow! D8

Stranger: well that's never stopped you

You: thats true D8 but i wasn’t attracted to Ricky.. i don’t dig brown cows. only the classic black adn white ones... its the brown pigs i prefer.

Stranger: well i am the best looking

Stranger: but i still don't believe that the baby is mine. there's no way

You: there is every way its urs. D: remember that time with the spork and the helicopter?

You: yeah its urs bob D8

Stranger: ohhhh noooo....i totally forgot about that!!!

Stranger: soo...what does this mean for us?

You: it means bob. that i am no longer a man. but a women. and that you will have to leave the chicken cope and move into the cow pen with me

Stranger: what if the other cows step on me? this could be disastrous to my manhood

You: you get your own pen. with our baby. this is our burden so we must suffer threw this time. when our kid leaves off to the horse barn than you shall go on your way and we will never have to share the same hay again

Stranger: praise the lord!

You: and you still owe the dog a new boot...

Purple Beehives (:

So I haven't updated for awhile so here we go (:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: heyy

Stranger: lemniscate

You: o-o lemon grass :D

Stranger: limacon

You: lima beans?

Stranger: rose curve

You: thorns!

Stranger: cardioid

You: trucks

Stranger: PURPLE BEEHIVES

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is what I came across today...

The other day I came across something rather odd...


: 500 Internal Server Error


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A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.






Also, please include the following information in your error report:






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F0X1hgD-j2_OWJYx8-njknhkjJHH7678BNH8Njh8HJH8KKLH-GOFUCKYOURSELF
 
 
<<<- Look at the last part of the gibberish. Really YouTube? Go fuck yourself? . .  Well I have something to say about that...
GO FUCK YOUR MOM D8
It's real nice to know one of the worlds most popularised sites. Is ran by Monkeys.
FAIL.
So fuck you YouTube, and your god damn trained monkeys to!
That will be all for today.

Conversation :DD III LOVE LITTLE GIRLS

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hi 17 m nepal. with webcam .you?

You: Oh! I-I-I love little girls; they make me feel so good.

I love little girls; they make me feel so bad.

When theyre around they make feel like Im the only guy in town.

I love little girls; they make me feel so good

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Your conversational partner has disconnected

Roar :D Something I thought of. o: Omg I thought 8D

OH GREAT


Who am I? What am I? What is my perpose in life? What the hell am I doing here on top of Mount Everest? What am I going to do now? What the---

ROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAR!

Great. Now we got one crazy elephant charging towards me. Hey, little elephantie, don't panic.

ROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAR!

Now now now, no running in the corridors---oh, I mean mountains. And especially if you are saying ROAR at the same time.

ROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROCRASH.

LOL


HAHAHAHAHAHA. Told you not to run in the mountains and say ROAR at the same time. You have became a dancing elephant

Conversation 4 :DD Bingo Wing Time ;D

Stranger: hey


You: You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

You: ;)

Stranger: i like that one


Stranger: m f?


You: f


You: :p


You: you?
Stranger: m


You: nice how old?


Stranger: 16

Stranger: u?

You: oh good i like em young**


Stranger: ooo yaaa


You: how old do you want me to be?


Stranger: 17 or 18

You: haha okay than i guess i'm 18 (:
Stranger: haha good

Stranger: what do you look like?
You: old grey hair sagey boobs wrinkles like a old man . . . bingo wings and the works. (:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Note: Haha I'm acaully 15 and Bingo Wings are the arm fat on old women that sages down and moves and jiggles alot. haha. And These people are so . . . hope-less (: But anyways I want to play News Reporter. So I'm going to give it a go
 

Types Of Omeglers

Omeglers


‘Omeglers’ is the unofficial term nobody uses to categorise these sad and lonely specimens of human failure. Omeglers fall into 6 different categories, which I will not explain, though may, depending on how many Is decide to edit this page. (Ooh, ooh, me -- I will do it!)



/b/tards

Urban Dictionary defines a /b/tard as "a constant dweller of the /b/ random image board on 4chan. Constantly have naked attention-seekers on boards, which the response will be "MOAR!" by about the 4th post." The Omegle version is quite the same, and just as annoying. This may be caused by the fact that nobody loves them.



Asians

With confused grammar and strange fetishes, Asians have taken to Omegle like ducks to water to dinner tables. Often appearing innocent (or Canadian) at first, they will then plauge the unsuspecting You with alarmingly-phrased, and often bizarre, sexually-based questions.



Americunts

Americunts love nothing better than sitting down at the computer for some Omegle-time after a particularly blood-thirsty episode of mockingbird-shooting. Their favourite topics include how America is so much better than everywhere else, how it has recently been scientifically proven that the sun revolves around America, and how they'd love to go to war... if only they didn't have that knee thing.



Angry Brazilians

Frightening. Nuff said.



Horny guys

Horny Guys make up 99.9999999999999999999399% of Omeglers. Traditionally with little or no social life, Horny Guys will often go onto Omegle and try and get e-laid. Occasionally, desperation will force them into being fake male e-lesbians, which is confusing, to say the least.



Fake Male e-Lesbians

See 'Horny Guys'



Girls pretending to be guys out of boredom and/or in the pursuit of scientific research

We exist.



A rare hybrid varietal has emerged between the horny guys and Asian groups. CGC, or Closeted Gay Chinese, pretend to be women to try to get American men to pay attention to them. These are fairly rare, though not as rare as attractive women, and are usually sought after for their comic relief, due to poor use of English coupled with their "seductive female talk."